raeundefined:

 

raeundefined:

 

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dreaofhyrule:

No one wants to fuck you.

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kingjaffejoffer:

image

wtf

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

HAHAHA I ACTUALLY GET IT. HAHAHAHA YES

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sunalwaysshining:

blasianxbri:

how do spaghetti noodles end up on fire?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I did that once :(

If they are too long for the pot and they stick off the edges, the fire from the stove will heat up the noodles and they catch fire 

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interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

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bvsedsenseii:

Antwuan has a deathwish

bvsedsenseii:

Antwuan has a deathwish

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i wish

i wish

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jellicent:

Long, long ago, there appeared in Hoenn two Pokémon of fearsome power. These two became known, in later times, as Groudon and Kyogre. When Groudon howled, the earth swelled and the land grew wide. The sun blazed overhead, and all the world around the creature was enveloped in incandescent heat. When Kyogre roared, water poured forth and the seas spread outward. Dark clouds enshrouded the world, and the deluge fell upon all… [x]

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awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

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limitededitionpussy:

Meeting of the black twitter memes

limitededitionpussy:

Meeting of the black twitter memes

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despondencey:

I FUCKING LOVE GARLIC BREAD

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tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

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