Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
Don’t argue convenience…cats are more likely to make poops outside the litter box if you declaw them - the litter hurts their paws!
Also, one thing that wasn’t mentioned in the comic is that declawing can actually throw off a cat’s sense of balance since cats normally walk on the fronts of their feet.
Also, I have spent time watching my cats and they use their claws like fingers to grab and manipulate things. Yes, they could get by without that finer manipulation, but so could I, and won’t even wear mittens because I hate it so much. I can’t fathom maiming someone I love for the sake of some replaceable furniture.
What bothers me so much though is that when you tell people these things, they always say "well I’ve always done it and my cats have been FINE". That’s not the fucking point. People can live perfectly good lives missing major fingers but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck.
look, if your furniture is more important to you, then don’t get a damn cat.
When I worked at a vet, they wouldn’t dock ears or declaw cats. That’s now how I judge if it’s a vet I trust.
If you reeeeally want a declawed cat? Guess where’s a great place to find them?
Animal shelters. Because most people who declaw their cats fundamentally don’t care about them, and thus many eventually ditch them.
If your landlord insists you can only have declawed cats, adopt one that has already had it done.
DON’T DO IT DON DO IT DO NOT DO IT. IT WAS THE WORSE DECISION MY FAMILY HAVE EVER MADE. I WOULD TAKE IT BACK IN A HEARTBEAT. DO NOT DO IT
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
Best post ever.
- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back????????
A yawning little hoglet … this has basically just made my evening.